A VSCode extension that slaps a bumper sticker on your sidebar. Default text: "I got Cursor before we knew Elon was crazy." Fully editable, scalable, rotatable, and comes pre-weathered.
Features
- Lives as a dedicated view in the activity bar — just the sticker, no clutter
- Cog button in the corner opens a customization drawer
- Rendered entirely in HTML/CSS/SVG — no raster assets
- Sliders for scale, rotation, and wear; text is editable
- Wear effects: procedural scratches, grain, peeling corner, subtle fade
- State persisted across reloads
Dial the wear slider to 100% and it looks like it's been on a rear bumper since 2012:
Usage
Click the Bumper Sticker icon in the activity bar. Hit the cog in the top-right of the view to customize.
License
MIT